five meals that someone else brings (my palate is ready to move beyond frozen pizza and caesar salad).
Four swearing words (don't worry the c-word isn't one of them, Conservative especially when paired with Progressive, is even too much for this blog, although sometimes when I stub my toe or someone cuts me off in the passing lane, I yell out "Stephen Harper!").
Three holding pens (but the humane kind).
Two latex gloves (you know, to preserve my manicure).
And a nap with nobody but me.
K, seriously, I am sooo in on that nap....who do I have to kill to get any time to myself around here??? "Peace be with you" my ass....
ReplyDeletei prefer to yell out 'dalton mcguinty' every time i see the hst on my reciept.. fckr.
ReplyDeleteHahah. Stephen Harper. I screamed out his name when I got our GD water bill.
ReplyDelete'stephen harper'! that is halarious! glad to have back in blogland even if it's just for the holidays!
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