Because despite being unabashedly neglectful and shamelessly passing off five sentences as a blog post, I've been nominated for a Canadian Blog Award.
For Best Humour Blog no less! The 'u' in humour gives me all kinds of street cred.
This is just the kind of thing that happens when one wears pretty panties. Let that be a lesson to you.
Your welcome.
Is what I will say after you vote for me.
This is where you should go to take care of that urge.
Feels good, don't it.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
seriously, I'm certifiably...
Insane.
Because I'm painting.
My bedroom.
With my husband.
After which I will have to decide which is less expensive.
A divorce.
Or new carpet.
What am I saying, it would have to be just a legal separation.
He's got nice legs and I'm a sucker for nice legs.
No, I will just need some sort of legally binding contract, clearly stating that under no circumstances will we ever paint together again. Ever.
Did I mention that the paint?
Is lime green.
Kind of.
Because I'm painting.
My bedroom.
With my husband.
After which I will have to decide which is less expensive.
A divorce.
Or new carpet.
What am I saying, it would have to be just a legal separation.
He's got nice legs and I'm a sucker for nice legs.
No, I will just need some sort of legally binding contract, clearly stating that under no circumstances will we ever paint together again. Ever.
Did I mention that the paint?
Is lime green.
Kind of.
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