Lesson learned: never spell check the plural of penis by Googling penises, especially while at work. But if you do, Top 10 Famous Penises will be the first to pop up (of course no pun intended, I'm so much better than that) and number 10 will be Milton Berle, which is all kinds of awesome.
The discussion of penises, has of late taken up a lot of my time, what with the 3 year old deciding of his own volition that he will indeed stand up while he pees which means I'm now keeping a roll of paper towels and a squeegee next to the toilet. If only I had a Sham-Wow. But I opted for the Slap Chop instead. I know, I'm kicking myself.
And so this morning as I held my breath, while my son swayed unsteadily in front of the toilet insisting he did not sit down to pee anymore (he turned around to tell me this, while still peeing) we had a few things to clear up. Mainly who in fact has a penis and who doesn't. As my son rhymed off every person he knew including all of our neighbors, Twist from The Fresh Beat Band, and my father, I was required to indicate the presence or absence of a penis.
The conclusion being that everyone has a penis.
Especially Milton Berle.