Because I refuse to be Tamed. But the Insanity part totally applies, although quirky sounds less desparate.
I'm like one of those dog/wolf hybrids. Sure I'll let you pet me and I probably won't poop on the floor, but I might bite the heads off your chickens if not watched closely.
So today I'm biting the heads off chickens over at Taming Insanity. Its really less bloody than you think.
You and KLZ! Excellent combination.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your post, gave me one of those wonderful flashbacks.
"This is your life. Your pee soaked life." about says it all. It's been 13 years and I'm still wringing out my socks.
Yes, yes and yes. I can relate on so many many unfortunate levels. Esp. considering the fact that I woke up just the other morning to my supposively fully-potty trained and nearly 4 year old son peeing in my husband's left sneaker. *sigh*
ReplyDeletelove being a mom. hate potty training. and hate is too kind a word. I've got one trained and two incredibly stubborn boys in the process of training right now. and by process, I mean it really isn't happening. if one more person tells me to "cheer up, he won't go off to college in diapers!" i will probably do something violent and illegal. can't wait until my potty training years are a blocked-out memory as well. whenever that plans on happening.
ReplyDeleteYou?
ReplyDeleteTaming Insanity?
Proof that the world isn't going to end...not with all this yummy goodness going on.
I finally understand why my parents insisted on carrying one of those little portable Army shovels every time I was in the car. Sadly as I have gotten older, I notice my wife starting to do the same thing - Hmmmmm? W.C.C.
ReplyDeleteBut....carrot top is hilarious. right?
ReplyDelete(that post cracked me up. so glad to meet you at KLZ's.)
And now? I really want to know what that first post was going to be. Because I'm very mature.
And I've already watched all my Gilbert Gottfried specials on the DVR...
I love it when you guest post! super fun!
ReplyDelete@Mom of the Perpetually Grounded I'm on a bit of a potty training reprieve here. I'm gearing up for round two with Little Miss this summer. Girls are easier, right? Right!?
ReplyDelete@Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip Do you think its inate that they have to pee in the most bizarro places?
ReplyDelete@Jeanette I had to stop talking to my mother for a week, because all her kids were trained at 18 months. I'm worried about her apparent memory loss.
ReplyDelete@The Empress I'd like to think our dual awesomeness is the anti-rapture.
ReplyDelete@W.C.Camp Boys aren't just good poopers, they're optimum ones.
ReplyDelete@Julie the first post idea was about a vibrator. Its a love story. I'm still working it out. (no pun intended)
ReplyDelete@Mom vs. the boys and if you are happy then I am happy!
ReplyDeletePotty training - ha! Actually I am one of the blessed few that it went fairly well for. Don't hate me. We always figured we were just catching a break because the 2-1/2 years previous were pretty much hell. Let's just say that colic wasn't our friend, and led to a VERY "fussy" (is that what you call a constantly screaming, clinging monkey?) baby & toddler! :) It's a good thing he's turned into such a great kid. :)
ReplyDeleteLoved reading another side of this, my first potty training experience was really easy (and recent, so I'm probably just jinxing it now) and I'm starting to worry about the soon to be second potty training experience, this post did not help with that!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh and if you're interested on another perspective:
http://moomser.blogspot.com/2011/05/potty-training-for-lazy-parents.html