because he has street cred and shit

To the man who has wiped as much ass as I have.

Who has changed as many diapers, soothed as many tears, monitored as many time-outs, read as many stories, administered as many closet checks, done as many loads of laundry, cut off as many crusts, peeled as many bananas, washed as many faces and hands.

Who has worried as much as me.

Who has cuddled as much, laughed as much, ran after as much, played as much, built towers as much, lost sleep as much, filled juice cups as much, blew noses as much, loved as much.

To him who is like a mommy but with more daddy.

To him I say thank you for being as much.

is this curriculum-based enough for you

Its report card time, so bugger off.

Also both kids have the stomach flu.

Me writing a long post is about as likely as finding a clean set of sheets in my house.

That cough on the monitor sounded suspiciously wet.

Fuck.